“And if you do love America, you want it to be as great as it can possibly be. Does that mean you have to love every single thing about it? Obviously not, because if that was true, all these people screaming ‘love it or leave it’ would have left when Obama was the president. Or when the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage. Or for that matter when they made a lady ‘Ghostbusters.’ They would have all gotten on their Ninas, Pintas and Santa Marias.” — JIMMY KIMMEL