Debate Diatribe

“The election is still 16 months away, you have to have a lot of people at first, right? It’s like sea turtles hatching on a beach, O.K.? Lots of birds circling overhead but there are thousands of them, one of them has to make it to the water. Plus, it’s going to be so fun to watch those birds drag off Bill de Blasio.” — STEPHEN COLBERT