Holy moley! Texas Senate candidate Dwayne Stovall hammers Sen. John Cornyn for voting with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnel.  Bonus points, he also compares McConnel to a cartoon turtle, and there's a talking dog, a pickup and a rifle.

Stovall says "As a U.S. Senator from Texas, you vote for Texas. You don't stab her in the back by voting for cloture on Obamacare. You don't enslave her children with unconstitutional laws and overwhelming debt. And you certainly don't do all of this to please some guy who looks and fights like a turtle."

So much 'Murica in one ad.