“I feel like Nancy Pelosi has been spending a bunch of time with Maxine Waters because now every time she patronizes Trump, she seems more and more like a black auntie. Have you felt that vibe? Yeah, because first she gave Trump the sideways clap, and now she’s praying for him? That’s the blackest thing ever. [Imitating an older woman] ‘Lord, this crazy man needs Jesus! Mm-mm-mm! He needs Jesus!’” — TREVOR NOAH