How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants. Does February like March? No, but April...
What do skis and the Earth have in common?They both come with two poles! What happens when a baby snowman...
Q. What’s white and goes up?A. A confused snowflake! Q. What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s...
How do mountains stay warm?They put on their snowcaps. What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper...
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The baby’s right,...
Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? When the days get short, you only have...
Did you hear that Frosty the Snowman’s wife went to the hairdresser? She got a perm-afrost! Why do snowmen...
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?A cookie sheet! Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in...
What did the icy road say to the car?Want to go for a spin? What falls in the winter but...
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over...
