ArchiveWhat Ted Cruz Really Meant at the RNC (Video)Bryan Schott·July 25, 2016· Share Ted Cruz’s controversial speech at the RNC gets the “Bad Lip Reading” treatment. Cruz talks frankly about Donald Trump. Among the hilarious highlights: “I dined with him. He put meth on his fork once.” “What bugs me the most are the hair puppets. Not the hairballs, I love those.” He also starts to realize the crowd is turning against him, to which he responds “I’ll jump at you and scratch yer flap because you weren’t ready to fight!” It gets more surreal from there. Watch!