“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin Reader’s Digest ...
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A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a...
A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?” The man says, “I make a good living.” ...
“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?” – George Carlin Reader’s Digest ...
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him...
