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It always irked my single mother that her grocery store didn’t carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen....

After a health scare, I hugged my wife and whispered, “If something happens to me, the presents in my closet...

An utterly confused woman called our local fire station about getting a haircut. “I’m sorry, you have the wrong number,”...

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