“Trump got impeached for trying to secretly rig the election and his response is to go, [as Trump] ‘I learned my lesson....
“‘Sleepy Joe and the Mad Woman.’ Sounds like the best indie band. It actually sounds like a band Morrissey would...
“Wow, that is beyond a softball interview. That’s how you interview your new puppy: ‘And who’s a good boy? Is...
“At this point, who even needs debates? Who is undecided? Who’s tuning in like, ‘I want to see what this...
“Yep, Trump went on and on this morning for 53 minutes. Most Americans were like, ‘Hey, if we wanted to...
“At this point, ‘friendly side of the aisle’ just means anyone who won’t ask a follow-up question.” — SETH MEYERS, on...
“That’s right, no more N.R.A., no more Confederate flags. This is turning into the worst year of Ted Nugent’s life,”...
