I work in the front office of a housing complex that supports people living with mental illness. On one particularly...
Bouncer: “Sorry, I need to see an ID.” Girl: “I told you I’m 30. Why would anyone lie about that?” ...
It always irked my single mother that her grocery store didn’t carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen....
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”...
Ann: I herd that you are a hypochondriac. Stan: Well, my doctor says I’m not, but I spent 3 days...
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then...
Our company gives out Thanksgiving turkeys to retired employees. All they have to do is stop by the plant to...
After a health scare, I hugged my wife and whispered, “If something happens to me, the presents in my closet...
