An utterly confused woman called our local fire station about getting a haircut. “I’m sorry, you have the wrong number,”...
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a...
“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?” – George Carlin Reader’s Digest ...
As A.J. and his platoon of recruits were marching, their sergeant slipped and tumbled down a ravine. The irate sergeant...
Since the coronavirus outbreak, my 47-year-old son has been washing his hands religiously. In fact, he said, “I’ve been washing...
“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin Reader’s Digest ...
A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?” The man says, “I make a good living.” ...
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him...
Q: Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down? A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat. Reader’s...
