“Finally someone has decided to call out this fascist American government that’s asking people to please stay in their houses to try and save their own lives. I mean, you’re not even allowed to go to the grocery store anymore. I mean, actually you can go to the grocery store, but you can’t even go for a walk. I mean, you can do that too, but what about the beach? You’re not allowed to go to the beach. Except for all the states where you’re allowed to go to the beach. But you definitely can’t go to H&M. And that is the definition of fascism.” — TREVOR NOAH
