“Only Donald Trump would dismiss the concerns of a front-line nurse at a reception to celebrate National Nurses Day. If Donald Trump was a 911 operator, that would be a disaster. ‘Hello, 911? My house, it’s being robbed!’ ‘[as Trump] Well, I’ve heard a lot of houses aren’t being robbed. In fact, most people have told me their houses are not being robbed right now.’” — TREVOR NOAH
