“Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom”. Joke Index ...
“Oh my God, he’s really there. It’s everything I miss — Obama, the Constitution, a president, hair cuts. He looks...
“And everything about this story is insane. First of all, Bannon was arrested on a 150-foot yacht. And I know...
“Establishing post offices is in the Constitution. Congress needs to stand firm and protect the United States Postal Service with...
“Utah’s great if Uinta mountains. Wasatch your back in the mountains!” Eternal Arrival ...
“I don’t know, maybe these charges are nothing. I mean, does Steve Bannon look guilty to you? Oh, yeah. Oh,...
“I can’t believe this — another Trump guy has been arrested? After the Aryan Brotherhood and Latin Kings, the largest...
“Millions of Americans wrote Trump angry letters about it, but he was like, ‘Weird, I didn’t get anything.’” — JIMMY FALLON...
