Duck

Barr may have cleared Trump of collusion charges, Colbert said, but “that’s ignoring that those people thought Trump was guilty because he acted super guilty. I mean, if it looks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then how are they supposed to know that it’s just a deeply strange squirrel who strapped on a beak and some wings and went ‘Quack, quack, what makes you think I’m a duck, you traitor?’”  Guardian